itssexualhour:

So I went over to my boyfriend’s house tonight, and we decided to go night swimming. Well, we were kissing and grinding and all that in the pool and suddenly he just hugs me to him and says ‘I love you, and I’m glad you’re mine’ and when he said that I leaned in towards his ear and said ‘mine’ in the same voice as those seagulls from Finding Nemo and then he did it back and we basically sat in the pool shouting ‘MINE!’ at each other for a solid minute.

(Source: itssexualhour, via showersexandcigarettes)

Wonder Woman is there to kick ass not give you a boner

favorite response to some dude saying the Wonder Woman costume isn’t sexy enough on Facebook (via agentturner)

(via showersexandcigarettes)

hornyspice:

hi good morning touch me inappropriately 

(via panic-button-collector)

2/ Michael Scott Quotes

(Source: nathanpetrellis, via zomg-the-office)

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA oh my goddddd i’m so stupid. SO STUPID. 

I would like to be back in St. A with all my friends now pleaseeeeeeeeeee 

deandelions:

every single person on the night vale cast is literally a ray of sunshine I love them all

(via exeptionally-ordinary)

motherfucking-kidneys:

literally i am so fucking sick of people talking about how john green is “sucking his own dick” because how darethis man be at all proud of this award winning book that he wrote trying to accurately display cancer’s effect on teenagers. how fucking dare he be happy about his accomplishments. if you disagree with me, you can just unfollow me right now because i don’t want you anywhere near my blog.

(via comingupforblair)

haezelsgus:

make me choose 

damedehaans & malialtate asked: Isaac or Augustus?

Come over here so I can examine your face with my hands and see deeper into your soul than any sighted person ever could.

(via live-n0t-r3gret)

butifthesewingscouldfly:

∞

crowleysbestie:

I was reading tfios again and I came to  the part where Augustus first takes out a cigarette and Hazel starts yelling at him for smoking and I was thinking what if Augustus actually did smoke and he was just like oh fuck I really like this girl how do I bullshit my way out of this umm A METAPHOR!! Yeah that sounds pretentious enough!! Nice one Waters

(via live-n0t-r3gret)