So I went over to my boyfriend’s house tonight, and we decided to go night swimming. Well, we were kissing and grinding and all that in the pool and suddenly he just hugs me to him and says ‘I love you, and I’m glad you’re mine’ and when he said that I leaned in towards his ear and said ‘mine’ in the same voice as those seagulls from Finding Nemo and then he did it back and we basically sat in the pool shouting ‘MINE!’ at each other for a solid minute.
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA oh my goddddd i’m so stupid. SO STUPID.
I would like to be back in St. A with all my friends now pleaseeeeeeeeeee
literally i am so fucking sick of people talking about how john green is “sucking his own dick” because how darethis man be at all proud of this award winning book that he wrote trying to accurately display cancer’s effect on teenagers. how fucking dare he be happy about his accomplishments. if you disagree with me, you can just unfollow me right now because i don’t want you anywhere near my blog.
I was reading tfios again and I came to the part where Augustus first takes out a cigarette and Hazel starts yelling at him for smoking and I was thinking what if Augustus actually did smoke and he was just like oh fuck I really like this girl how do I bullshit my way out of this umm A METAPHOR!! Yeah that sounds pretentious enough!! Nice one Waters